vocabulary lesson.

snowdrops. [snoh-drop]. noun

1.any of several early-blooming bulbous plants belonging to the amaryllis family, native to Eurasia,especially G. nivalis,  having drooping white flowers with green markings. [genus Galanthus]

2. a term used for dead bodies that are found amongst the melting snow come spring, having been killed for any of several reasons including but not limited to: alcohol overconsumption, lack of proper shelter, mafioso fatwas. [genus Putinicus]

3. a term used to describe drivers who have spent the winter hibernating due to nervousness due to poor road conditions, inability to start car in freezing weather or increased SAD alcohol consumption,therefore severely limiting their driving abilities, which are self-evident on the road [genus Soveticus]

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