Me: It was a joke.
Student: A joke? Hmm not a joke. You want to know joke? You in Russia. This is joke!
Me: And who is your favorite author?
11- year old: Gogol, of course.
Me: Somebody doesn’t like Medvedev.
Eino: Yes, fascists.
Me (in Russian): Valya, what do you call the people with red noses?
Me: No, no. In the circus.
Valya: Ahh, clowns.
“Dad, will you tell me about the October Revolution”
“Well son, it was a little like a flash mob.”